0Dennis Schwartz

Dennis Schwartz Channels Ed Wood in “Banal and Venal Story” 
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Dennis Schwartz’s Fan Just Fainted; “Ambitions” Doesn’t Suck 
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Dennis Schwartz’s “Cool 3-D Animated Tale of Magic” Will Freeze Your Brain 
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Dennis Schwartz’s “Cleverly Helmed” Is a Crime Against Humanity 
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Dennis Schwartz Swings the World’s Tiniest Hammer in “A Familiar World” 
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Dennis Schwartz’s “Might Have Worked” May Test Your Sanity 
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Dennis Schwartz’s “Downer Survival Story” Is a Chore to Get Through 
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Dennis Schwartz’s “Fails to Generate” Fails on Every Level 
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Dennis Schwartz Insists on Being a Spoiler in Bland “Blue Is…” 
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Dennis Schwartz’s “Nothing New to Say” Loses Its Stride Along the Way 
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Dennis Schwartz’s “Social Conscious Pic” Is Shockingly Amateurish 
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Dennis Schwartz’s “CAPTAIN PHILLIPS” Is Undoubtedly One of the Worst 
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Dennis Schwartz Is a Dinnertime Scholar in “Gravity” 
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Dennis Schwartz’s “Where Every Move Made Is a Losing One.” Funny and Harsh 
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Dennis Schwartz’s “Rush” Is One Big Clumsily Written Spoiler 
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Dennis Schwartz’s “Smashing Performances” Offers Audiences Very Little 
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“Rural America” by Dennis Schwartz Has Some Major Flaws 
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Dennis Schwartz’s “A Gem” Stumbles to an Unsatisfactory Conclusion 
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Dennis Schwartz’s “Failed to Entertain” Lacks Cohesiveness and Sense 
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Review Sampler

Optimus
High Reviews-
4.88
Richard Roeper’s “Enough Said” Is a Hearfelt and Moving Sendoff -
4.63
Eric Eisenberg’s “Kick-Ass 2” Is a Balanced, Articulate, and Informed Take -
4.55
Christy Lemire’s “Nebraska” Is Inspiring and Heartfelt Criticism
