0Dennis Schwartz
0.85Dennis Schwartz Channels Ed Wood in “Banal and Venal Story” 
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1.93Dennis Schwartz’s Fan Just Fainted; “Ambitions” Doesn’t Suck
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Word Count: 487 |
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1.83Dennis Schwartz’s “Cool 3-D Animated Tale of Magic” Will Freeze Your Brain
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Word Count: 467 |
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1.2Dennis Schwartz’s “Cleverly Helmed” Is a Crime Against Humanity
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Word Count: 525 |
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0.93Dennis Schwartz Swings the World’s Tiniest Hammer in “A Familiar World”
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Word Count: 446 |
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0.83Dennis Schwartz’s “Might Have Worked” May Test Your Sanity
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Word Count: 846 |
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2.68Dennis Schwartz’s “Downer Survival Story” Is a Chore to Get Through
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Word Count: 447 |
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0.7Dennis Schwartz’s “Fails to Generate” Fails on Every Level
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Word Count: 507 |
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1.48Dennis Schwartz Insists on Being a Spoiler in Bland “Blue Is…”
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Word Count: 286 |
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3.73Dennis Schwartz’s “Nothing New to Say” Loses Its Stride Along the Way
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Word Count: 430 |
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2.7Dennis Schwartz’s “Social Conscious Pic” Is Shockingly Amateurish
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Word Count: 526 |
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0.65Dennis Schwartz’s “CAPTAIN PHILLIPS” Is Undoubtedly One of the Worst
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Word Count: 672 |
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3.33Dennis Schwartz Is a Dinnertime Scholar in “Gravity”
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Word Count: 915 |
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3.4Dennis Schwartz’s “Where Every Move Made Is a Losing One.” Funny and Harsh
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Word Count: 460 |
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1.38Dennis Schwartz’s “Rush” Is One Big Clumsily Written Spoiler
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Word Count: 476 |
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1.88Dennis Schwartz’s “Smashing Performances” Offers Audiences Very Little
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Word Count: 534 |
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2.75“Rural America” by Dennis Schwartz Has Some Major Flaws
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Word Count: 724 |
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2.3Dennis Schwartz’s “A Gem” Stumbles to an Unsatisfactory Conclusion
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Word Count: 604 |
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2.45Dennis Schwartz’s “Failed to Entertain” Lacks Cohesiveness and Sense
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Word Count: 426 |
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Critic Averages
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Review Sampler
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High Reviews-
Steven Rea
4.63
Steven Rea Injects Unexpected Humor Into “HIV Death Sentence” -
Manohla Dargis 4.58
“Child Shall Lead” by Manohla Dargis Is Simply on Another Level of Critique -
MaryAnn Johanson 4.4
MaryAnn Johanson’s Words Leap Gloriously From the Page in “I Have Chills”
