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0.85

Dennis Schwartz Channels Ed Wood in “Banal and Venal Story” 

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1.93

Dennis Schwartz’s Fan Just Fainted; “Ambitions” Doesn’t Suck 

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1.83

Dennis Schwartz’s “Cool 3-D Animated Tale of Magic” Will Freeze Your Brain 

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1.2

Dennis Schwartz’s “Cleverly Helmed” Is a Crime Against Humanity 

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0.93

Dennis Schwartz Swings the World’s Tiniest Hammer in “A Familiar World” 

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0.83

Dennis Schwartz’s “Might Have Worked” May Test Your Sanity 

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2.68

Dennis Schwartz’s “Downer Survival Story” Is a Chore to Get Through 

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0.7

Dennis Schwartz’s “Fails to Generate” Fails on Every Level 

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1.48

Dennis Schwartz Insists on Being a Spoiler in Bland “Blue Is…” 

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3.73

Dennis Schwartz’s “Nothing New to Say” Loses Its Stride Along the Way 

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2.7

Dennis Schwartz’s “Social Conscious Pic” Is Shockingly Amateurish 

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0.65

Dennis Schwartz’s “CAPTAIN PHILLIPS” Is Undoubtedly One of the Worst 

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3.33

Dennis Schwartz Is a Dinnertime Scholar in “Gravity” 

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3.4

Dennis Schwartz’s “Where Every Move Made Is a Losing One.” Funny and Harsh 

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1.38

Dennis Schwartz’s “Rush” Is One Big Clumsily Written Spoiler 

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1.88

Dennis Schwartz’s “Smashing Performances” Offers Audiences Very Little 

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2.75

“Rural America” by Dennis Schwartz Has Some Major Flaws 

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2.3

Dennis Schwartz’s “A Gem” Stumbles to an Unsatisfactory Conclusion 

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2.45

Dennis Schwartz’s “Failed to Entertain” Lacks Cohesiveness and Sense 

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