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3.43

Frank Swietek’s “The Hobbit” Should Come With Tweed Jacket/Elbow Patches 

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2.4

Frank Swietek’s “Out of the Furnace” Should Have Stayed in for a Bit More 

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3.28

Frank Swietek’s “FROZEN” Feels a Little Chip-on-Shoulderish 

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4.25

Frank Swietek’s “Hunger Games,…” Twists, Turns, Titillates 

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3.65

Frank Swietek’s “Philomena” Does the Trick Without Any Flair 

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Word Count: 812

3.6

Frank Swietek’s Sharp Pen in “The Best Man Holiday” Leaves a Sour Taste 

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2.53

Frank Swietek’s “Nebraska” Is a Barren Landscape 

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Word Count: 780

3.5

Frank Swietek Is an O. G. of Gentlemanliness in “Dark World” 

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Word Count: 1145

3.6

Frank Swietek’s “The Book Thief” Does a Satisfactory Job 

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Word Count: 892

3.23

Frank Swietek Wins Hearts With Superb “Ender’s Game” 

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Word Count: 860

3.13

Frank Swietek’s “DALLAS BUYERS CLUB” Treads a Familiar Path, but Well 

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Word Count: 958

2.75

Frank Swietek’s “The Counselor” Flourishes in Ugly Surroundings 

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Word Count: 778

3.78

Frank Swietek May Cause Perma-Grin in “Escape Plan” 

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Word Count: 1130

1.68

Frank Swietek’s Nice Try “Carrie” Relies Too Much on Original 

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2.73

Frank Swietek’s “12 Years a Slave” Relies Too Much on Plot Synopsis 

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Word Count: 1029

3.5

Frank Swietek’s “Romeo and Juliet” Is Probing and Acrimonious 

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Word Count: 752

2.63

Frank Swietek’s “CAPTAIN PHILLIPS” Is Solid but Stale 

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Word Count: 823

2.48

Frank Swietek’s “Gravity” Is an Unhelpful, Unabashed Movie Comparison 

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Word Count: 962

1.63

Frank Swietek’s “Runner Runner” Is an Exhausting Read 

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Word Count: 844

2.73

Frank Swietek’s “A. C. O. D.” Is Colorless and Bland 

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Word Count: 728

3.25

Frank Swietek Is a Gonzo Wizard in “Cloudy 2” 

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Word Count: 794

2.3

Frank Swietek’s “RUSH B+” Is Tedious and Wearisome 

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Word Count: 715

3.1

Frank Swietek’s “Don Jon Review” Fails to Excite and Will Bias the Viewer 

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Word Count: 862

2.85

Frank Swietek “Prisoners” Condemns Readers to Ruined Film 

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Word Count: 886

3.3

Frank Swietek’s “Enough Said” Is Surprisingly Awesome 

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Word Count: 736

3.38

Swietek’s “Money for Nothing: Inside the Federal Reserve” a Well-Reasoned Treatise 

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3.58

Frank Swietek’s “WORLD’S END, THE” Ponders What’s Beneath 

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2.6

Swietek’s Review “Kick-Ass 2” Is Rendered Un-Readable by Spoilers 

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