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1.8

Lou Lumenick’s Addictions Ultimately Doom “‘Wolf of Wall Street’…” 

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3.48

Lou Lumenick Drafts Blueprint for Colleagues to Finish in “Hobbit Boring” 

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3.58

Lou Lumenick’s “Furnace” Heats Up, Then Ends Abruptly 

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3.28

Lou Lumenick Gives Up Because Film Is Overhyped in “Drunken Protagonist” 

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2.88

Lou Lumenick’s “‘Book Thief” Feels Incomplete 

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3.35

Lou Lumenick’s “Surefire Oscar Bait” Is Decent, but Unoriginal 

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3

Lou Lumenick’s “Bad Investment” Is Exactly That 

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2.3

Lou Lumenick’s Pathetic “‘Carrie’…” Is a Point-by-Point Compare/Contrast 

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2.5

Lou Lumenick’s “‘12 Years a Slave’” Needs More 

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3.28

Lou Lumenick’s “Tom Hanks Tangles With Pirates” Excites and Intrigues 

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3.65

“Artful Side” by Lou Lumenick Offers Commercial Appeal but Thin Insight 

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Word Count: 619

3.05

Lou Lumenick Talks About Himself as Much as He Critiques in “Don Jon Review” 

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2.25

Lumenick’s “Hugh Jackman Goes Vigilante” Is a Loud, Ugly Spoilerfest 

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2.85

Lou Lumenick’s “Late, Great Gandolfini Romances” Will Leave Readers Yawning 

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3.38

Lou Lumenick Abridges Potential Opinion in “Scenery Highlights ‘AWWWH’” 

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