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3.15

Matt Pais’s “Far Trek” Is Flufftastic, Gang! 

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3.58

Matt Pais Steps Up His Game in “Cold Justice” 

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3.5

Matt Pais Brings Cutting Humor to “‘Frozen’ Review” 

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2.58

“Fast and Firm” by Matt Pais Is Absolutely Ridiculous 

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3.48

Matt Pais’s “Excellent Travel Partners” Is Fluffy, Not Stuffy 

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2.83

Matt Pais’s “The Best Man…” Spares a Review for a Comparison/Contrast 

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1.88

Matt Pais’s “‘Nebraska’ Review: Hit the Road” Is Short & Clumsy 

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3.05

Matt Pais’ “Evil Elves” Is Part of a Collective Aether of Film Criticism 

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Matt Pais’s “‘The Book Thief’ Review” Is Cuttingly Honest 

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2.8

“The Revolution” by Matt Pais Is a Revolution Against Film Criticism 

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4.23

Matt Pais’s “Don’t Mess With McConaughey” Keeps Things Nicely Succinct 

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3.13

Matt Pais’s “Sexy New Clothes” Digs a Shallow Grave for “The Counselor” 

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3.03

Matt Pais’s “Four Star ‘Blue…” Chooses Controversy Over Contemplation 

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2.43

Pais’ “Escape Plan’ Review: You Will Not Believe This” Is Unbelievable 

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3.38

Matt Pais’ “‘Carrie’ Review—Better…” Thoughtfully Discusses 

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3.63

Matt Pais’ “4-Star ‘12 Years a Slave’” Is Honest and Authentic 

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3.13

Matt Pais’ “‘Romeo and Juliet’ Review” Shan’t Displease 

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2.33

Matt Pais’ “Were My Knuckles Always So White?” Delivers Awkwardness 

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2.25

“Gravity Review” by Matt Pais Talks but Trips on Proverbial Walk 

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4.43

Matt Pais’ “Gambling Is Risky? Who Knew!” Will Put a Smile on the Face of His Readers 

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2.73

Matt Pais’s “Much Funnier” Is Quick to Point Once the Ads Are Clicked Away 

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2.43

Matt Pais’s “Nobody Wins” Is an Easily Forgettable Performance 

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2.55

Matt Pais’s “The Sound of One Hand Clasping” Is Charmless and Insincere 

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1.8

Matt Pais’s “Cheers,” Makes Dolphins Cry 

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2.58

Matt Pais Says Much but Almost Nothing at All With “‘Blue Caprice’ Review” 

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4.23

Pais’ “The World’s End’ Review: Let’s Do This One More Time” Is the Feel-Good Review of the Season 

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2.43

Matt Pais’ “Kick-Ass 2’ Review: Who’s Laughing Now?” Is a Groaner 

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