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3.2

Willie Waffle’s “Hungry for the Wolf” Is Surprisingly Decent 

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4.4

Willie Waffle’s “Come for Hanks, Stay for Emma” Is a Surprising Joy 

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Word Count: 734

3

Willie Waffle’s “Desolation of Smaug” Is the Comic Dud of the Season 

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Word Count: 627

2.08

Willie Waffle’s “Out of the Furnace” Is Half-Baked 

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Word Count: 658

3.75

Willie Waffle’s Enthusiasm Is Catching in “Magical Holiday Fun” 

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Word Count: 559

2.38

Willie Waffle Answers an Age-Old Question in “Catching Fire” 

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Word Count: 818

3.55

Not Too Much Thought Has Gone Into Willie Waffle’s “Yuletide Happiness” 

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3.48

Waffle’s “Back to Swing” Review Plays (Kind Of) Nice With Fanboys 

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Word Count: 554

2.25

Willie Waffle’s “‘Ender’s Game’“” Dives Head-First Into Shallow Waters 

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Word Count: 406

3.75

Willie Waffle’s “McConaughey Is Looking for an Oscar” Stumbles Over Itself 

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1.2

Willie Waffle’s “Escape Plan” Is Locked in a Prison of Dreadfulness 

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Word Count: 486

4.5

Willie Waffle’s “Carrie” Leaves No Prisoners 

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3.63

Willie Waffle’s “12 Years a Slave” Is a Crowd Pleaser 

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Word Count: 487

3.68

Willie Waffle’s “Captain Phillips—Oscar Contender?” Is Funny and Riveting 

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3

Willie Waffle’s Amateur “Gravity—Mind Blowing” Is Thin and Insubstantial 

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Word Count: 457

3.3

Willie Waffle Is Your Kind Waiter in “Willie Waffle Reviews” 

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Word Count: 469

4.43

Willie Waffle’s “Rush” Is Smooth and Uncomplicated 

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Word Count: 458

2.73

“Prisoners” by Willie Waffle Is a Press Release in Disguise 

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