0Witney Seibold
3.93Witney Seibold’s “Too Much a Product” Is More of a Treatise Than a Review 
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3.03Witney Seibold Is Two-Faced in Contradictory “Yank With a Mighty Furor”
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3.15Witney Seibold Hits the Nail on the Head in “Second Opinion: Thor”
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Word Count: 1065 |
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4.25Witney Seibold’s “Review: ‘Romeo + Juliet’” Has Hot Verisimilitude
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4.2Witney Seibold Offers a Breath of Fresh Air in “Second Opinion”
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3.28Whitney Seibold Is Hilarious and Hard-Hitting in “Lost in the Cracks.”
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Review Sampler
Optimus
High Reviews-
Martyn Conterio
4.8
Conterio’s Irreverant “Meatballs 2 Review” Is Relentlessly Entertaining -
Andrew Schenker 4.4
Andrew Schenker’s “Mandella: Long Walk to Freedom” Is Very Appealing -
Ed Gonzalez 4.38
Ed Gonzalez’s “Prisoners” Effortlessly Eviscerates
