0Bilge Ebiri

Bilge Ebiri Cleanses the Hobbit Doors of Perception in “Still Bloated” 
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Bilge Ebiri’s “The Best Man Holiday” Is Tasteful & Intelligent 
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Bilge Ebiri’s “Chatty Grim Reaper” Does Not Lift Your Spirit 
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Bilge Ebiri Delivers a Raw, Fearless Review in “The Counselor” 
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Bilge Ebiri’s “Escape Plan” Is a Smart, Insightful Read 
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Word Count: 799 |

Bilge Ebiri Reaches Into the Soul in “Undercut” 
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Bilge Ebiri’s “Runner Runner Disappoints” Makes the Third Eye Cry 
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Bilge Ebiri’s “Squanders Fun Performances” Is Clinically Depressing 
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Word Count: 638 |

Bilge Ebiri’s “All the Speedy Action” Has Too Little Action 
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Word Count: 573 |

Bilge Ebiri’s “Grand Character Combat” Is Vulgar and Second-Rate 
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Word Count: 891 |

Bilge Ebiri’s “Movie Review: Kick Ass 2” Waxes and Wanes 
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Review Sampler

Optimus
High Reviews-
4.75
Dana Stevens’ “Intimate Love Scenes” Is Warm and Affectionate -
4.7
Jeffrey Lyles Captivates the Audience in “Review: Rush” -
4.53
Margot Harrison’s “Don Jon” Offers Educated Realism Without Bias
