0Colin Covert

Colin C0vert’s “‘Hobbit’ Returns With a Vengeance” Is Pure Delight 
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Colin Covert Shakes Off the Rust in “Rust Belt Noir” 
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Colin Covert’s “‘Frozen’” Is Authentic 
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Colin Covert’s “Hot Sequel” Sizzles With Great Critique 
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Colin Covert Shows Deft Skill in “‘Philomena’” 
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Colin Covert Doesn’t Mince Words in “‘Best Man Holiday” 
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Colin Covert’s “Nebraska” Is More About Characters Than Critique 
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Colin Covert Is an Asgard Insider in “Pure Pop-Art” 
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Colin Covert’s “Warm Fuzzies and Holocaust” Hits Hard and Is a Good Read 
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Colin Convert Has Poor Intro Game in “Just Glum” 
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Colin Covert’s “‘Dallas Buyers Club’”: Disjointed Ride With an Abrupt End 
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Colin Covert Talks All the Latest Hairstyles in “Boatload Baffler” 
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Colin Covert’s “‘Blue Is The…” Weaves Empty Words in Vain 
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Colin Covert’s “Stallone, Schwarzenegger Team Up” Is Missing Details 
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Word Count: 436 |

Colin Covert’s “‘Carrie’ Remake…” Aims Low and Scores Accordingly 
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Colin Covert’s “Brutal and Important” Is Too Long but Still Has Value 
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Colin Covert’s “Gripping Real-Life Piracy Story” Is Largely Forgettable 
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Colin Covert’s “‘Gravity’” Rivets and Inspires 
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Colin Covert’s “Reviewed in Brief: ‘A. C. O. D. ‘” Squeezes in Little Insight 
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Colin Covert’s “Meatballs Gone Wild” Is a Light, Tasty Snack 
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Colin Covert’s “Crosses Finish” Is Clever and Funny Throughout 
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Colin Covert’s “Romance Has Realism” Is Keen and Smart Enough to Like 
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Colin Covert’s Review “Takes No ‘Prisoners’” 
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Colin Covert’s “Gandolfini, Louis-Dreyfus Find Love” Doesn’t Quite Impress 
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Colin Covert’s “‘Blue Caprice’ Relives D. C. Sniper Attacks” Is Too Wordy 
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Colin Covert’s “The World’s End” Is Pretty Pedestrian 
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Colin Covert’s “Hero to Zero” Is an Amazingly Cathartic Experience 
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Review Sampler

Optimus
High Reviews-
4.35
Matt Patches’s “Unwieldy Biopic” Is a Stimulating Read -
4.1
Simon Weaving’s Workmanlike “Captain Phillips” Lacks Flair but Still Works -
4.1
M. Faust’s “Prisoners” Is a Brilliant, Unexpected, and Disorienting Journey
