0David Blaustein
2.9David Blaustein Discovers Critique Capabilities at End of “This Weekend” 
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3.7David Blaustein’s Critique Suffers Due to J-Law in “Satisfying Sequel”
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3.5David Blaustein’s “Can Joseph Gordon-Levitt Cut It. .” Is Aptly Relevant
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3.5David Blaustein’s “Prisoners” Is the Andy Kaufman of Reviews
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Review Sampler
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High Reviews-
Eric D. Snider
4.18
Eric Snider Is Full of Feelings in “MOVIE REVIEW: The World’s End” -
Kirk Baird 4.1
“No Defying Gravity” by Kirk Baird Knows How to Please Audience -
Devin Faraci 4.03
Devin Faraci Could Inspire the First Critic Wall Poster in “The Tedium”
