0Ethan Alter
3.3Ethan Alter’s “Wolf” Will Get Its Teeth in You and Never Let Go 
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3.8Ethan Alter’s “The Desolation of Smaug” Is a Seesaw Ride Worth Taking
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4.58Ethan Alter’s “Furnace” Is Must-Read Reviewing
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4.2Ethan Alter’s “Freewheelin’ Cohen Boys” Grows on You in a Good Way
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3.7Ethan Alter’s “Great Man, Medicore Movie” Is Great Man, Mediocre Writing
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3.43Ethan Alter’s “Cold as Ice” Is Forthright & Charismatic
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Word Count: 798 |
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2.8Ethan Alter’s “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire” Spoils the Childe
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3.78Ethan Alter’s “PHILOMENA” Is Fair Minded and Honest
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3.8Ethan Alter Produces Payne & the Lame in “All Aboard the Old Coot Express”
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4.08Ethan Alter’s “Time, Again” Inspires With Deep Analysis
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2.45It’s Too Easy to Get Lost Reading Ethan Alter’s “What a Sell Out”
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4.3“The Counselor” by Ethan Alter Is Magniloquently Penned
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Word Count: 861 |
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2.33Ethan Alter’s Spammy, Well-Written “Indie Snapshot: Blue…” Still Flubs
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3.83Ethan Alter’s “Lady Vengeance” Offers a Different Perspective
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Word Count: 754 |
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3.7Ethan Alter’s“12 Years a Slave: Of Human Bondage” Is Poignant, but Flawed
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2.88Scientists Will Be Needed to Decode Ethan Alter’s “Burning Questions”
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1.78Ethan Alter’s “ROUGH WATERS AHEAD” Is Play by Play, Painful
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4.2Ethan Alter’s “Something in the Air” Is Positively Aromatic
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3.53Ethan Alter in “INDIE SNAPSHOT: “Is Welcome and Enjoyable
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1.75Ethan Alter’s “FASTER, THOR! KILL! KILL!” Is Difficult at Best
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Word Count: 1067 |
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2.73Ethan Alter’s “Don Jon” Starts Slow and Shares Too Much
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Word Count: 1011 |
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3.85Ethan Alter’s “Prisoners: Lock This Movie Up” Drives the Metaphor Home
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Word Count: 925 |
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2.98Ethan Alter’s “When Julia Met James” Is Wordy and Imbalanced
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Word Count: 897 |
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2.8Alter’s “THE WORLD’S END’: CHILDHOOD’S END” Grabs Readers, Never Lets Go
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4.4Alter’s “Kick-Ass 2: Its Existence Is Futile” Takes Readers on a Fantastical Voyage
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Critic Averages
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Review Sampler
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High Reviews-
Manohla Dargis
4.85
Manohla Dargis’ “Blood and Tears” Is Riveting From Word One -
Ian Buckwalter 4.75
Ian Buckwalter’s “‘Prisoners’ of a Story” Is Bound to Enlighten -
Guy Lodge 4.7
Guy Lodge’s “Elba Is a Miscast Mandella” Is Great From Start to Finish
