0Frank Swietek
3.43Frank Swietek’s “The Hobbit” Should Come With Tweed Jacket/Elbow Patches 
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Word Count: 1028 |
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2.4Frank Swietek’s “Out of the Furnace” Should Have Stayed in for a Bit More
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Word Count: 846 |
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3.28Frank Swietek’s “FROZEN” Feels a Little Chip-on-Shoulderish
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Word Count: 918 |
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4.25Frank Swietek’s “Hunger Games,…” Twists, Turns, Titillates
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Word Count: 896 |
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3.65Frank Swietek’s “Philomena” Does the Trick Without Any Flair
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Word Count: 812 |
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3.6Frank Swietek’s Sharp Pen in “The Best Man Holiday” Leaves a Sour Taste
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Word Count: 916 |
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2.53Frank Swietek’s “Nebraska” Is a Barren Landscape
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Word Count: 780 |
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3.5Frank Swietek Is an O. G. of Gentlemanliness in “Dark World”
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Word Count: 1145 |
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3.6Frank Swietek’s “The Book Thief” Does a Satisfactory Job
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Word Count: 892 |
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3.23Frank Swietek Wins Hearts With Superb “Ender’s Game”
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Word Count: 860 |
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3.13Frank Swietek’s “DALLAS BUYERS CLUB” Treads a Familiar Path, but Well
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Word Count: 958 |
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2.75Frank Swietek’s “The Counselor” Flourishes in Ugly Surroundings
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Word Count: 778 |
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3.78Frank Swietek May Cause Perma-Grin in “Escape Plan”
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Word Count: 1130 |
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1.68Frank Swietek’s Nice Try “Carrie” Relies Too Much on Original
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Word Count: 801 |
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2.73Frank Swietek’s “12 Years a Slave” Relies Too Much on Plot Synopsis
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Word Count: 1029 |
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3.5Frank Swietek’s “Romeo and Juliet” Is Probing and Acrimonious
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Word Count: 752 |
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2.63Frank Swietek’s “CAPTAIN PHILLIPS” Is Solid but Stale
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Word Count: 823 |
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2.48Frank Swietek’s “Gravity” Is an Unhelpful, Unabashed Movie Comparison
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Word Count: 962 |
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1.63Frank Swietek’s “Runner Runner” Is an Exhausting Read
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Word Count: 844 |
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2.73Frank Swietek’s “A. C. O. D.” Is Colorless and Bland
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Word Count: 728 |
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3.25Frank Swietek Is a Gonzo Wizard in “Cloudy 2”
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Word Count: 794 |
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2.3Frank Swietek’s “RUSH B+” Is Tedious and Wearisome
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Word Count: 715 |
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3.1Frank Swietek’s “Don Jon Review” Fails to Excite and Will Bias the Viewer
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Word Count: 862 |
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2.85Frank Swietek “Prisoners” Condemns Readers to Ruined Film
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Word Count: 886 |
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3.3Frank Swietek’s “Enough Said” Is Surprisingly Awesome
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Word Count: 736 |
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3.38Swietek’s “Money for Nothing: Inside the Federal Reserve” a Well-Reasoned Treatise
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Word Count: 577 |
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3.58Frank Swietek’s “WORLD’S END, THE” Ponders What’s Beneath
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Word Count: 652 |
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2.6Swietek’s Review “Kick-Ass 2” Is Rendered Un-Readable by Spoilers
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Word Count: 792 |
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Critic Averages
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Review Sampler
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High Reviews-
David Edelstein
4.43
David Edelstein’s “Invasion of the Pub Crawlers” Is Teasingly Pleasing -
Jeffrey Overstreet 4.43
Overstreet’s “Twelve Pints of Comedy” Thrills Readers With Unexpected Twist -
Jim Vejvoda 4.33
Jim Vejvoda’s “Furnace Review” Will Make You Book a Ticket to Pennsylvania
