0Frank Swietek

Frank Swietek’s “The Hobbit” Should Come With Tweed Jacket/Elbow Patches 
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Frank Swietek’s “Out of the Furnace” Should Have Stayed in for a Bit More 
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Word Count: 846 |

Frank Swietek’s “FROZEN” Feels a Little Chip-on-Shoulderish 
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Word Count: 918 |

Frank Swietek’s “Hunger Games,…” Twists, Turns, Titillates 
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Word Count: 896 |

Frank Swietek’s “Philomena” Does the Trick Without Any Flair 
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Word Count: 812 |

Frank Swietek’s Sharp Pen in “The Best Man Holiday” Leaves a Sour Taste 
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Word Count: 916 |

Frank Swietek’s “Nebraska” Is a Barren Landscape 
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Word Count: 780 |

Frank Swietek Is an O. G. of Gentlemanliness in “Dark World” 
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Word Count: 1145 |

Frank Swietek’s “The Book Thief” Does a Satisfactory Job 
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Word Count: 892 |

Frank Swietek Wins Hearts With Superb “Ender’s Game” 
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Word Count: 860 |

Frank Swietek’s “DALLAS BUYERS CLUB” Treads a Familiar Path, but Well 
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Word Count: 958 |

Frank Swietek’s “The Counselor” Flourishes in Ugly Surroundings 
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Word Count: 778 |

Frank Swietek May Cause Perma-Grin in “Escape Plan” 
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Word Count: 1130 |

Frank Swietek’s Nice Try “Carrie” Relies Too Much on Original 
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Word Count: 801 |

Frank Swietek’s “12 Years a Slave” Relies Too Much on Plot Synopsis 
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Word Count: 1029 |

Frank Swietek’s “Romeo and Juliet” Is Probing and Acrimonious 
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Word Count: 752 |

Frank Swietek’s “CAPTAIN PHILLIPS” Is Solid but Stale 
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Word Count: 823 |

Frank Swietek’s “Gravity” Is an Unhelpful, Unabashed Movie Comparison 
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Word Count: 962 |

Frank Swietek’s “Runner Runner” Is an Exhausting Read 
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Word Count: 844 |

Frank Swietek’s “A. C. O. D.” Is Colorless and Bland 
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Word Count: 728 |

Frank Swietek Is a Gonzo Wizard in “Cloudy 2” 
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Word Count: 794 |

Frank Swietek’s “RUSH B+” Is Tedious and Wearisome 
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Word Count: 715 |

Frank Swietek’s “Don Jon Review” Fails to Excite and Will Bias the Viewer 
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Word Count: 862 |

Frank Swietek “Prisoners” Condemns Readers to Ruined Film 
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Word Count: 886 |

Frank Swietek’s “Enough Said” Is Surprisingly Awesome 
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Word Count: 736 |

Swietek’s “Money for Nothing: Inside the Federal Reserve” a Well-Reasoned Treatise 
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Word Count: 577 |

Frank Swietek’s “WORLD’S END, THE” Ponders What’s Beneath 
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Word Count: 652 |

Swietek’s Review “Kick-Ass 2” Is Rendered Un-Readable by Spoilers 
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Word Count: 792 |

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Review Sampler

Optimus
High Reviews-
4.78
Peter Bradshaw Has Some Fun in His “Broad Comedy About Porn” -
4.43
Paul M. Bradshaw’s “Hail Mary…” Rings True and Clear -
4.38
Nell Minow’s “Don Jon” Is a Stellar Read, Confident, Controlled and Authoritative
