0John Beifuss
4.08John Beifuss’ “Wolf” Makes a Feast Out of Scorsese’s Latest 
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4.13John Beifuss’s Review of “The Desolation of Smaug” Delves Deep
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2.88John Beifuss’s “High Fascism” Unleashes Image Assault on Innocent Readers
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3.73John Beifuss’ “Philomena” Wants It Both Ways
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2.78John Beifuss’ REVIEW: ‘Thor’ Sequel a Really Long Network TV Special
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3.53John Beifuss’s “Texas Trash Teams With Texas Tinkerbell” Is Too Disjointed
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3.83John Beifuss’s “Tangled Up in ‘Blue’” Excels in Ostentatiouness
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3.58Not a Word Is Wasted in John Beifuss’s “Carrie”
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Word Count: 139 |
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3.6John Beifuss’s “Song of Ourselves” Starts Strong Then Goes on and on and On
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4.05John Beifuss’ “See-Worthy” Is a Bumpy Ride That Hits Waves Along the Way
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2.63John Beifuss Really Tries to Make His Capsule Review “Gravity” Work
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4John Beifuss’s “That Dreams Are Made Of” Blazes Its Own Path
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4.08John Beifuss’ “Rubber-Burning Race” Is Solid but Doesn’t Dig Too Deep
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4.13John Beifuss’s “Enough Said” Wobbles but Manages to Right Itself
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Word Count: 533 |
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2.53Beifuss’ “The World’s End’—A Review” Pretty to Look At, Pity to Read
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2.03John Beifuss (Maybe?) Loses “Kick-Ass 2” in a Bog of Word-Fill and a Ocean of Text
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Review Sampler
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High Reviews-
Matthew Toomey
4.25
Matthew Toomey’s “Rush” Barely Manages to Stay on-Track -
Bill Goodykoontz 4.25
Bill Goodykoontz’s “Catching Fire” Is a Taught, Concise Review -
Alonso Duralde 4.15
Alonso Duralde’s Review of “Catching Fire” Is a Fun Blonde With Brains
