0John Beifuss

John Beifuss’ “Wolf” Makes a Feast Out of Scorsese’s Latest 
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John Beifuss’s Review of “The Desolation of Smaug” Delves Deep 
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John Beifuss’s “High Fascism” Unleashes Image Assault on Innocent Readers 
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John Beifuss’ “Philomena” Wants It Both Ways 
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John Beifuss’ REVIEW: ‘Thor’ Sequel a Really Long Network TV Special 
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John Beifuss’s “Texas Trash Teams With Texas Tinkerbell” Is Too Disjointed 
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John Beifuss’s “Tangled Up in ‘Blue’” Excels in Ostentatiouness 
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Not a Word Is Wasted in John Beifuss’s “Carrie” 
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John Beifuss’s “Song of Ourselves” Starts Strong Then Goes on and on and On 
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John Beifuss’ “See-Worthy” Is a Bumpy Ride That Hits Waves Along the Way 
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John Beifuss Really Tries to Make His Capsule Review “Gravity” Work 
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John Beifuss’s “That Dreams Are Made Of” Blazes Its Own Path 
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John Beifuss’ “Rubber-Burning Race” Is Solid but Doesn’t Dig Too Deep 
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Word Count: 521 |

John Beifuss’s “Enough Said” Wobbles but Manages to Right Itself 
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Beifuss’ “The World’s End’—A Review” Pretty to Look At, Pity to Read 
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John Beifuss (Maybe?) Loses “Kick-Ass 2” in a Bog of Word-Fill and a Ocean of Text 
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Review Sampler

Optimus
High Reviews-
4.7
Xan Brooks’s “Philomena” Is Bright Sunlight for a Dreary Day -
4.5
In “ENDER’S GAME,” Simon Abrams Finds Secrets, Earns Bonus Points -
4.48
Claudia Puig’s “Steals the Substance” Pulls No Punches
