0Josh Bell
4.4Josh Bell’s Snarky “‘Saving Mr. Banks’ Glosses” Offers a Snicker or Two 
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3.75Josh Bell’s “Desolation of Smaug” Will Please Nerds but Not Connoisseurs
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3.95Josh Bell’s Razor-Sharp Insight in “Any Thrills” Will Make You Holla Back
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Word Count: 404 |
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4.43Josh Bell’s “Best Animated Film in a Long Time” Shines and Brings Smiles
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Word Count: 350 |
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3.55Josh Bell Takes a Significant Step Forward in “Anticlimactic”
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3.38Josh Bell’s “Treacly Feel-Good Story” Is Hollow and Empty
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Word Count: 209 |
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3.98Josh Bell’s “Disappointing, Belated Sequel” Isn’t Up for Big-Time Analysis
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Word Count: 205 |
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3.93Josh Bell Is a Big Swingin’ Critic in “Marvel Cog”
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Word Count: 428 |
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3.35Josh Bell’s “AND SERIOUS MESSAGES” Lacks Heart and Care for Reader
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Word Count: 353 |
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4.55Josh Bell’s “COMPLETELY DISJOINTED MESS” Is a Concise, Powerful Takedown
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Word Count: 406 |
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2.53Josh Bell’s “Escape Plan” Is Lazy, Unimaginative and Far From a “Review”
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Word Count: 161 |
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2.98Josh Bell’s “Real-Life Danger Into Suspenseful Drama” Needs Better Flow
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Word Count: 511 |
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3.88Josh Bell’s “‘GRAVITY’” Makes for an Emintently Readable Review
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Word Count: 358 |
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3.5Josh Bell Is as Simple as He Is Critical in “MEDIOCRE DEPICTION”
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Word Count: 361 |
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1.88Josh Bell’s “Don Jon Review” Is Childish, Judgmental, and Amateurish
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Word Count: 217 |
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3.65Josh Bell’s “‘Prisoners’…” Is a Skimpy Diatribe
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Word Count: 359 |
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2.88Bell’s “Kick Ass 2’ Is a Limp Retread of the Original” Doesn’t Make the Cut
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Rex Reed 4.45
Rex Reed’s “Love in the Time of Porn Addiction” Is Short, Succinct, and Scathing
