0Sean Means
4Sean Means’ “Comic Exercise in Excess” Is an Exercise in Crisp Writing 
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Word Count: 502 |
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2.68Sean Means “Meatballs” Is Bland and Flavorless
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Word Count: 143 |
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3.95Sean Means’ “Movie Review… ’Prisoners’” Is a Mainstream Teaser-Pleaser
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Word Count: 552 |
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1.8Means’ “Movie Review: Smart Laughs Invade ’The World’s End” Is Full of Flaws
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Word Count: 757 |
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2.85Means “Movie Review: ’Kick-Ass 2’… Is Weak
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Word Count: 309 |
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Review Sampler
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High Reviews-
Joe Cunningham
4.75
Cunningham’s “I Give It a Year Review” Is a Silky Smooth Read -
Mark Kermode 4.6
Mark Kermode’s “Saving Mr. Banks” Will Have You Cheering by the End -
Jordan Hoffman 4.4
Jordan Hoffman’s “The Fifth Estate” Puts a Smile on the Reader’s Face
