0Willie Waffle

Willie Waffle’s “Hungry for the Wolf” Is Surprisingly Decent 
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Word Count: 534 |

Willie Waffle’s “Come for Hanks, Stay for Emma” Is a Surprising Joy 
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Word Count: 734 |

Willie Waffle’s “Desolation of Smaug” Is the Comic Dud of the Season 
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Word Count: 627 |

Willie Waffle’s “Out of the Furnace” Is Half-Baked 
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Word Count: 658 |

Willie Waffle’s Enthusiasm Is Catching in “Magical Holiday Fun” 
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Word Count: 559 |

Willie Waffle Answers an Age-Old Question in “Catching Fire” 
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Word Count: 818 |

Not Too Much Thought Has Gone Into Willie Waffle’s “Yuletide Happiness” 
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Word Count: 597 |

Waffle’s “Back to Swing” Review Plays (Kind Of) Nice With Fanboys 
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Word Count: 554 |

Willie Waffle’s “‘Ender’s Game’” Dives Head-First Into Shallow Waters 
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Word Count: 406 |

Willie Waffle’s “McConaughey Is Looking for an Oscar” Stumbles Over Itself 
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Word Count: 515 |

Willie Waffle’s “Escape Plan” Is Locked in a Prison of Dreadfulness 
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Word Count: 486 |

Willie Waffle’s “Carrie” Leaves No Prisoners 
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Word Count: 417 |

Willie Waffle’s “12 Years a Slave” Is a Crowd Pleaser 
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Word Count: 487 |

Willie Waffle’s “Captain Phillips—Oscar Contender?” Is Funny and Riveting 
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Word Count: 839 |

Willie Waffle’s Amateur “Gravity—Mind Blowing” Is Thin and Insubstantial 
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Word Count: 457 |

Willie Waffle Is Your Kind Waiter in “Willie Waffle Reviews” 
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Word Count: 469 |

Willie Waffle’s “Rush” Is Smooth and Uncomplicated 
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Word Count: 458 |

“Prisoners” by Willie Waffle Is a Press Release in Disguise 
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Word Count: 461 |

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Review Sampler

Optimus
High Reviews-
4.43
Michael O’Sullivan “Carrie” Offers Interesting Insights -
4.38
Christy Lemire’s “Gravity” Is Out of This World -
4.2
Ethan Alter’s “Freewheelin’ Cohen Boys” Grows on You in a Good Way
