0Willie Waffle
3.2Willie Waffle’s “Hungry for the Wolf” Is Surprisingly Decent 
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4.4Willie Waffle’s “Come for Hanks, Stay for Emma” Is a Surprising Joy
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3Willie Waffle’s “Desolation of Smaug” Is the Comic Dud of the Season
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Word Count: 627 |
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2.08Willie Waffle’s “Out of the Furnace” Is Half-Baked
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Word Count: 658 |
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3.75Willie Waffle’s Enthusiasm Is Catching in “Magical Holiday Fun”
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Word Count: 559 |
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2.38Willie Waffle Answers an Age-Old Question in “Catching Fire”
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Word Count: 818 |
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3.55Not Too Much Thought Has Gone Into Willie Waffle’s “Yuletide Happiness”
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Word Count: 597 |
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3.48Waffle’s “Back to Swing” Review Plays (Kind Of) Nice With Fanboys
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Word Count: 554 |
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2.25Willie Waffle’s “‘Ender’s Game’” Dives Head-First Into Shallow Waters
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Word Count: 406 |
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3.75Willie Waffle’s “McConaughey Is Looking for an Oscar” Stumbles Over Itself
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Word Count: 515 |
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1.2Willie Waffle’s “Escape Plan” Is Locked in a Prison of Dreadfulness
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Word Count: 486 |
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4.5Willie Waffle’s “Carrie” Leaves No Prisoners
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Word Count: 417 |
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3.63Willie Waffle’s “12 Years a Slave” Is a Crowd Pleaser
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Word Count: 487 |
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3.68Willie Waffle’s “Captain Phillips—Oscar Contender?” Is Funny and Riveting
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Word Count: 839 |
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3Willie Waffle’s Amateur “Gravity—Mind Blowing” Is Thin and Insubstantial
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Word Count: 457 |
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3.3Willie Waffle Is Your Kind Waiter in “Willie Waffle Reviews”
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Word Count: 469 |
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4.43Willie Waffle’s “Rush” Is Smooth and Uncomplicated
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Word Count: 458 |
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2.73“Prisoners” by Willie Waffle Is a Press Release in Disguise
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Word Count: 461 |
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Critic Averages
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Review Sampler
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High Reviews-
Todd Jorgenson
4.63
Todd Jorgenson’s “Out of the Furnace” Shows a Skilled Craftsman at Work -
Wesley Morris 4.33
“Gravity’s Rainbow” by Wesley Morris Is Innovative and Necessary -
Dom Mill 4.33
Dom Mill’s Poetic “Blue Is The…” Gratifies Every Movie-Going Expectation
