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“Cloudy 2” Review by Mark and Kristian Is Beyond Offensive

In response to Mark Ellis’s 507‑word review of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 on Schmoes Know

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Mark Ellis and the other Schmoe, Kristian, will make readers question whether or not the duo should continue on with film criticism in “Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 Review (by the Schmoes). “ 

The visual appearance of By The Schmoes will surely be polarizing to readers. The giant picture of the gentlemen may startle some, but the overall look of the site is strong and certainly interesting. Some may find everything to be quite over-the-top and look elsewhere for quality content.

Quality content is nowhere to be found in By The Schmoes.  To be fair, the fan base may find enjoyment in the thin content, however the general public will demand more. The first paragraph, by Kristian, becomes immediately irrelevant by his acknowledgement that he fell asleep. That’s right, your guide has never rafted this river before. Perhaps you should tighten that life-jacket. . or hire a different guide.  

The second paragraph of By The Schmoes includes an opinion by Mark Ellis. The critic appear to be out of touch with the true nature of the film’s audience and jokes, which is alarming. The statement “I couldn’t care less” is proved true by the absence of any character or cast mentions, along with the team behind the production. It’s a vague mess that offers nothing to the casual reader.

By The Schmoes is an apalling offering to the world of film criticsm and must be avoided.    

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