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Kurt Loder Exposes Nasty Stretch Marks in “Desolation of Smaug”

In response to Kurt Loder’s 667‑word review of The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug on Reason Online

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Kurt Loder creates an accessible piece of art with “The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug,” which can be enjoyed by all ages. It’s not too deep in the think department, however it’s far from a being merely a summary review. It’s a healthy dose of Loder and three out four doctors recommend a drop once per day.

Desolation of Smaug could have been improved with the appearance of a single image, but the critic must have become too stressed while writing the review to find a glorious shot of Bilbo or some other nerd-like creature. LOTR fans won’t be happy, but Loder doesn’t seem to be afraid of such things.

There is not much to learn from Desolation of Smaug, however the prose of K. L is soothing and gentle on the brain. One will find themselves hovering over SmaugVille with the critic as he points out all the haps with a fresh style that may cause one to chuckle.

Loder doesn’t give up on the reader in Desolation of Smaug, but the critique is pretty simple. One will learn about the bloated nature of the film (found in every review), along with the basic nature of the plot and lively action. It’s a pleasant read, however connoisseurs won’t fall out of their chair while hyperventilating.

Desolation of Smaug is a crafty piece by the veteran Kurt Loder.    

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